What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
How long should an elf’s legs be?
Just long enough to reach the ground!
Who sings “Blue Christmas” and makes toy guitars?
One elf said to another elf, “We had Grandma for Christmas dinner”.
And the other elf said, “Really? We had turkey!”
How do elves greet each other?
“Small world, isn’t it?”
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?