Chicken underwear

Question: Why did the chicken wear underwear on his head?

What goes peck, peck, peck, boom?
A chicken in a mine field.

Why do chickens wear their underwear on their heads?
Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why did the chicken run on to the soccer pitch?
Because the referee blew for a fowl.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!

Or why did the Chicken Cross the road?
To get away from the Ethiopian!

If at first you don’t fricasee, fry, fry a hen.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in the mud
and then cross back again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.