There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven.
God says, “There are 3,000 steps and I’ll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell.”
Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Three women were marooned on a deserted island. One was a red head, one was a brunette. and one was a blonde. While they were walking on the beach one day, they saw a lamp. The red head rubbed it and a genie came out.