Red Neck Jokes

Red Neck Jokes


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10 ways to tell if you’re a redneck

Ten ways to tell if you’re a redneck…

There are more than five McDonald’s bags currently on the floorboard of your car.

Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.

20 more reasons you might be a redneck

If any of these sound familiar, you might be a redneck.

The taillight covers of your car are made of tape.

Your car has never had a full tank of gas.

Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.

ten dollars is ten dollars

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, “Martha, I’d like to ride in that airplane.” And every year Martha would say, “I know, Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.”

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