| Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? ”Rude”-olph! |
| What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs? Anything you want because he can’t hear you! |
| What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke? This one will “sleigh” you! |
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
”Elk”-a-seltzer!
| What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? ”Horn”-aments! |
| How can Santa’s sleigh possibly fly through the air? You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer! |
| What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? She’d go to a “re-tail”shop for a new one! |
| Why is Prancer always wet? Because he’s a “rain”-deer! |
| Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him! |
| Did Rudolph go to a regular school? No, he was “elf”-taught! |
| Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road? Because he was tied to a chicken! |
| Why do reindeer wear fur coats? Because they look silly in snowsuits! |
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