Reindeer Jokes

Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can’t hear you!
What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will “sleigh” you!

What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
How can Santa’s sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She’d go to a “re-tail”shop for a new one!
Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he’s a “rain”-deer!
Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was “elf”-taught!
Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!