|Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? |
|What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs? |
Anything you want because he can’t hear you!
|What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke? |
This one will “sleigh” you!
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
|What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? |
|How can Santa’s sleigh possibly fly through the air? |
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
|What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? |
She’d go to a “re-tail”shop for a new one!
|Why is Prancer always wet? |
Because he’s a “rain”-deer!
|Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer? |
Because every buck is dear to him!
|Did Rudolph go to a regular school? |
No, he was “elf”-taught!
|Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road? |
Because he was tied to a chicken!
|Why do reindeer wear fur coats? |
Because they look silly in snowsuits!